BUY FOR ME.

i personally abhor overweight kids who wear tight clothing, walk around grabbing things in their pudgy fists, say "mummy i want" at a frequency of 250Hz, and CONSISTENTLY have a mouth the shape of a rilakkuma bear (turned down at the sides due to the suggestion of chubby cheeks, which is generally taken to be acceptable at toddler ages but gives older children the look of a bewildered obese deer in the headlights.) oh, and those who do not understand the concept of the phrases "please" and "thank you".

and while anyone in sales ( especially commission-based) wouldve regarded the child as a benevolent angel just for uttering those three sacred words, and begin plying the poor kid with odds upon ends of other overpriced, lame merchandise that he obviously wont need, and laughing indulgently/politely when he carries on his hitler act, i suddenly feel that i cant do it.

of course it helps that my pay isnt commission based. but whatever.

im feeling

VINDICTIVE.

and tired. and never going to paint my nails again. and disappointed at no emails. and tired.