ohgoodness!! this is so damn funny.


>> TRADITIONAL CORPORATION
>> You have two cows.
>> You sell one and buy a bull.
>> Your herd multiplies and the economy grows.
>> You sell them and retire on the income.
>>
>> AN AMERICAN CORPORATION
>> You have two cows.
>> You sell one and force the other to produce the milk of
>> four cows.
>> You are surprised when the cow drops dead.
>>
>> A FRENCH CORPORATION
>> You have two cows.
>> You go on strike because you want three cows.
>>
>> A JAPANESE CORPORATION
>> You have two cows.
>> You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an
>> ordinary cow and
>> produce twenty times the milk. You then create clever cow
>> cartoon images
>>
>> called 'Cowkimon' and market them World-Wide.
>>
>> A GERMAN CORPORATION
>> You have two cows.
>> You re-engineer them so
>> they live for 100 years, eat once a month, and milk
>> themselves.
>>
>> A BRITISH CORPORATION
>> You have two cows.
>> Both are mad.
>>
>> A CHINESE CORPORATION
>> You have two cows.
>> You have 300 people milking them.
>> You claim full employment and high bovine productivity.
>> You have the newsman who reported on the numbers arrested.
>>
>> A MALAYSIAN CORPORATION
>> You have two cows. You signed a 40-year contract to supply
>> milk at
>> RM0.06 per litre.
>> Then midway through, you raised the price to RM0.60 or you
>> cut the
>> supply.
>> When the buyer agrees to the new price, you change your
>> mind again and
>> now want RM1.20.
>> The buyer decided you can keep the milk, who rather go look
>> for milk
>> that
>> comes from recycled cows or the cow urine instead. At the
>> end your two
>> cows retire together with the Prime Minister.
>>
>> A SINGAPOREAN CORPORATION
>> You have two cows.
>> Whenever prices of GST, ERP, PUB and kopi-si go up; one
>> cow-peh and the
>> other cow-bu.






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